Monday 30 September 2013
Sunday 29 September 2013
The pregnant turkey.
ONE YEAR at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, You've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep, you got it....
SHE'S BLONDE!
Saturday 28 September 2013
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
The husband was thrilled, kissed his wife said, “Oh darling, I’m the happiest man in the world.”
“I’m glad that you feel that way because tomorrow my mother moves in with us,” she replied.
“I’m glad that you feel that way because tomorrow my mother moves in with us,” she replied.
Friday 27 September 2013
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